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The RABID SQUIRREL SLAYERS are an international secret service dedicated to ridding the world of the despicable rabid squirrels.

The first great war against the rabid squirrels lasted from the discovery of the rabids in 1997 to their eventual downfall in 2002. Led by the fearless Master Hunter the Slayers remain ever watchful for the return of the dreaded King Fuzzball...

WHAT IS A RABID SQUIRREL?
As I am sure you are aware, a squirrel is a diurnal arboreal rodent. Or, for the slower amongst us, a creature that is active during the day, lives in trees, and gnaws.
Rabies is an unpleasant and highly dangerous disease that affects all mammals.
Thus, in theory a RABID SQUIRREL is a diurnal arboreal rodent with an unpleasant and highly dangerous disease.

INCORRECT
For reasons unknown to science, when an ordinary, everyday squirrel contracts rabies it undergoes a nasty transformation. The two front teeth enlarge and become yellow. The squirrel starts to froth at the mouth. Its fur darkens. But worst of all those eyes turn red with lust for the meat of innocent creatures.

In fact, the squirrel becomes a completely different species; a twisted life form called a RABID SQUIRREL.

At their peak, as many as 10% of all squirrels were the rabid variety Sciurus rabidus. Today, rabid squirrels are rumoured to be extinct. During the First Great War the rabid squirrels had spread into the regions shown below. Fortunately the numerous agents of the Rabid Squirrel Slayers were also based around the world.

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This site contains both reference material on the rabid squirrels and recruitment information for the Slayers.

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Read issues of Rabid Times in the archives.

Thanks to
Mr. Brooks
00’Leary
Agent Morris
Agent Beard

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