Volume Seecks - Issue Eek
9-October-1999
I would like to begeen by sayeeng that I am most defeenatlee
not Keeng Fuzzball the Almightee, and I have defeenatlee not taken over Slayer
HQ. Therefore, thee master hunter ees not tied up at my feeet beggeeng for
mercee. OK, glad wee have things sorted out.
I beleeve thee information about me, sorree about Keeng
Fuzzball, is incorrect on thee website. This ees the truth:
Name: Mee
Height: 80cm (a tall and noble figure)
Weight: 300g (muscular, but not fat)
Occupation: Keeng
Special Abilities/ Features: Perfection personeefied in a
squirrel.
Background: I am good, I am good. I am the most respected
leader ever, everybodee loves me, I am quite friendlee for an evil dictator, I
have a passion for tea (four sugars), I plan to take over the world someday, I
have personallee slaughtered almost three people, I am modest, I have a pet
kangaroo (oh I forgot, I eat it), I am a savage fighter, and I have just worn
out the 'I' and ',' keys on this keyboard. Aneeway, I'm sure you get the
picture.
WHY YOU SHOULD SUPPORT THE RABID SQUIRREL PARTY.
Support thee rabid squirrels in the battle for world
conquest, and you will reecieve a free blood-stained tee-shirt. Also there is
no way wee can lose the fight against the pitiful humans. No-one likes losers,
do they?
I hate thee little bunnies, so I thought this article I
receeved was veree appropriate:
This is the Vice-President PhD AbC EfG........ Here just to
remind you that rabbit hunting season is nearly over so get killing those
rabbits whilst you still can! And remember the person to kill the most rabbits
will be promoted!
Dr L.Gaterell PhD AbC EfG.....
Vice-President
I would like to finish by saying th... HELP HELP THIS IS THE MASTER HUNTER - I HAVE BEEN CAPTURED BY FUZZBALL AND I FEAR FOR MY LIFE. I HAVE TEMPORARILY DISTRACTED HIM BUT STILL - PLEASE SEND THE TROOPS AROUND TO HELP MEeee....